Things he knows #1

Here’s a new series at Enjoying Every Moment to go along with the House Rules, called Things He Knows, although at some point I’ll have to make it gender neutral since I’m sure the girls will be making the headlines soon enough. Things He Knows is meant to contrast the seeming brilliance of a child with the staggering gaps in their knowledge. Now for the inaugural Things He Knows.

Things He Knows:

Zev: (playing with a cracker) That’s a pentagram!

Things He Doesn’t Know:

Daddy: How many sides are there are in a pentagram?

Zev: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . six!